Political Caption Competition
You want me to do what now?

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land Sanction Israel Gaza‘s growing…

Best burn of 2026

The Silver Fox will feast on the blood of the young while the Desert Wolf grins – Leviticus 17.4

Busy day at the office

So thats the expert way you handle anti-Labour, Hate-Jacinda, pig-ignorant tory media?
Your assigning Police discretion to drugs???? Are you mental?
Hmm, I think I’m being mansplained by a woman, er, person, er, something, hard to say
I am confident that Commissioner Cuddles will personally stop more naked women being pulled by their hair now that the John Key syndrome appears to established within the ranks of the New Zealand Police regardless of weather.
I wonder if she wants me to call her?
We need to talk about Trevor.
“ I don’t bake scones for police officers, only for pop singers. “
“ It was the cops who created this situation and it’s up to them to get us out of it. “