Political Caption Competition


Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
All you others leave the room I just need to pull a pony tail like the one next to me, like my boss does to feel what it’s like.
Tell me your fathers name and i’ll give your mother 28 dollars a week–If you don’t—-
Joyce flummoxed by young student who asks – How do you fit 121 pricks into a small beehive?
SS Joyce says to errant kids,
“You must read my godfathers book MEIN KAMPF!!!!
“I feel it my duty to call attention to certain historical facts which must be borne in your minds if you read it & must form a fair judgment of what is written!!!!!
Now listen Steven this is your latest policy announcement…
New weekly tv programme announced.” Identify your dad and mum gets 28 dollars a week”