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Spot the difference: One is a muppet and the other is Sam the Eagle
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Political Caption Competition
Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Michael’s age progression picture turns out Humpty Luxon domed.
This is not the picture of two blondes trying to destroy the Labour government.
Hosking caught doing his face exercises to keep wrinkles from developing. Unfortunately the wind changed and now he’s stuck with what could be a true expression of the man’s zeitgeist. Sam the Eagle is ageless, and Hoskings has introduced him to his presentation taking attention away from his ageing visage. Friends confide that he hopes to continue till he’s 90 or gaga whichever comes first. Of course some feel that it’s ‘too little too late’ and a misstep.
Hendy Frankie, that’s an easy one.
Hosking predicted that only idiots crash vehicles , it’s not speed, then proceeded to crash his, oh wait…
In comparison to his predecessor, Sam the Eagle, brings some class to ZB’s Breakfast show.
“Please wait until I have more product in my hair before photographing me and remember to include my ripped jeans in the shot”
“I’m not happy. Some people think Kate is prettier than me”
“If the National Party don’t win in 2023, I’m moving to Tasmania”
A pair of muppets
‘How about you give me $1 million, I’ll model for you, I’ll make up some numbers’ – Mike Hosking
You mean like you made up shit against John Tamahere, that cost your network thousands Mike?
And people are brainwashed enough to think Mike’s creditable.
The look on Mike’s face when Kate says ‘not tonight Mike”.
Resting cunt face