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Never a truer word said!
whew..!..that’s a bit rough..!..trudeau has way more hair than nash..
have you seen him lately..?…nash..?
little: ‘gee..!..i think i’m gonna get me a trudeau hairdo – i’ll see if that helps..’
trudeau: ‘can you believe how straight-street this guy is..?
..i invited him out for a cone – and he told me he’s ‘allergic to ice-cream’..(!)..’
little: justin invited me to step out onto the balcony for ‘a cone’ – i told him that unfortunately i am allergic to ice-cream..
Psst –don’t give stuart nash any ideas.
You’re old.
You’re a shit head
Put David Cunliffe back as the Deputy Leader again
That will boost my Party’s numbers!
But how do I say Sorry???
” Well,…. once upon a time there was a man called Norman Kirk , and another man called Roger Douglas. They didn’t like each other much. ”
” One day ,… Norman said to Roger… ‘ if you ever mention that neo liberalism stuff again Ill have you removed from the party’…..”