Political Caption Competition
For people who forget they are in Wellington

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Close to the jetty edge. Ten gentle shoves?
S’dat you of NZ liberty!?
No Frankie, it’s why Wellngton’s nfrastructure s sht
Regardless of whether it’s well or not, ngton reminds me of a Goon song.
Ying tong ying tong. Ying tong iddle I po, Ying tong …
Nutty eh, we need more of this I think. Life is too serious – needs balancing silliness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWM0WiVaEvY
Wow. Just like being photographed in front of the Taj Mahal. Wow. Wellington City Council has the wow factor.
“I’m batshit crazy with a stack of cash confiscated from ratepayers. Any ideas how to get rid of it on worthless crap as quickly as possible?”
Kilroy was here.
Apparently it can be moved around. To Somerset maybe?
The girls running the WCC glorify the me me culture, again.