Political Caption Competition


The damage this graph is causing TVNZs journalism brand now we now the Government are the editors is enormous… Mediawatch:…


He had a ‘feeling’. That’s his justification for an illegal war with Iran. A ‘feeling’. I think the biggest danger…

Bad week to be a National, ACT, NZF redneck climate denier. Turns out the ‘socialist hoax’ is actually happening far…

Look. Winston is playing to the worst angels of our nature and is drawing voter support from the sub 5%…

Most honest meme of 2026
Li Keqiang: “You know Mao vewy dirty old man. He fuck many underage girl. We know he paedophile but we keep portrait on banknote cos all Communist Party leader have mistwess.I wuv yung pussy and Xi fuck all pwesenters at CCTV too bwahahahaha!”
“That one worth five time what your one worth!”
“Akshully I doan use kiwi dollars. I use krugerrands…”
“Oho! You have picture of Chairman Mao Mr Key. Have you read his book?”
“Akshully no, but I have read Ayn Rand…”
“Hah! A very good copy Mr Key. In Beijing that would get you shot!”
“In New Zealand this would get me a loaf of bread…”
OK. So it’s going to be your face on that one. But before you answer, for another tiny ten percent we’ll do Max on this bonus edition.
Chinese man trying to bribe me???
Ok how much then??