Political Caption Competition


New RNZ-Reid Research poll brings boost for NZ First, Labour New Zealand First has climbed into third place in the…

The Election year is upon us and as the economy limps along after this Hard Right Governments mutilation of public…

Wait, wait, wait – are you fucking kidding me? Prime Minister Luxon decries racist rhetoric over role of iwi after…

Christopher Luxon stands by scrapping $6b resilience fund created after Cyclone Gabrielle Prime Minister Christopher Luxon says he stands by…

Alex Pretti did not brandish gun, witnesses say in sworn testimony Pair testify that Pretti did not hold weapon and…

When Auckland staggered out of lockdown, battered and bruised, we turned to Labour in the 2023 election looking for hope….
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Chinese man trying to bribe me???
Ok how much then??
OK. So it’s going to be your face on that one. But before you answer, for another tiny ten percent we’ll do Max on this bonus edition.
“Hah! A very good copy Mr Key. In Beijing that would get you shot!”
“In New Zealand this would get me a loaf of bread…”
“Oho! You have picture of Chairman Mao Mr Key. Have you read his book?”
“Akshully no, but I have read Ayn Rand…”
“That one worth five time what your one worth!”
“Akshully I doan use kiwi dollars. I use krugerrands…”
Li Keqiang: “You know Mao vewy dirty old man. He fuck many underage girl. We know he paedophile but we keep portrait on banknote cos all Communist Party leader have mistwess.I wuv yung pussy and Xi fuck all pwesenters at CCTV too bwahahahaha!”