Political Caption Competition
Drugs in the shape of Jacinda is the best thing to happen in 2021 – it gets you happy and high without having to solve the housing crisis
Drugs in the shape of Jacinda is the best thing to happen in 2021 – it gets you happy and high without having to solve the housing crisis

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
The type of drug the anti vaxxers will swallow willfully, how ironic.
Its a Mickey Finn for the National party’s annual ball,…
Sausage meat – very malleable. You want politician, I can make any one you want. Just put money in small brown envelope in corner. No bitcoin sorry.
Drug effects may include irrational group think and belief that you live in a utopia
Scientists discover a use for dog shit…
Really? Weird looking “drugs”. Looks more like bad Afghan biscuits done with a cookie cutter. Just saying