Political Caption Competition
John Key said I had to eat common people food if I wanted to trick them into making me PM!
John Key said I had to eat common people food if I wanted to trick them into making me PM!

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
pie in the sky
Chris in training to take on Gerry’s role in the National caucus.
The answer to NZs problems could be pi squared. This man is on the right track I reckon.
At least Grant has a heart.
Piebald….
“ I was never really a loaves and fishes sort of Christian anyway. “
Baldrick chowing down…right–bite and suck, bite and suck…oops…blow on the pie!! fool…bugger its curry mince–I wanted fillet steak!
“WTF is this thing I have to eat to appear Kiwi, it has no Caviar in it at all”
“Oh God, grant me the strength to eat this pie, even though it doesn’t have fois gras in it. Amen”