Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Who the fuck are they?
Just a hint please for those of us not au fait with popular culture…
They are Donald Trumps kids. I’m not sure how to make fun of THEM, since they have nothing to do with what their dad says or does. Waiting to see if Chelsea Clinton is also being lined up for one of these (somehow I doubt it).
As an android I do not compute leader.
What are your instructions Commandant Key?
Resistance is indeed futile, admits the yobo rugby union types (go Scarlette)