Political Caption Competition
Who drove it best?

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I hope the bloke drowns in his own spittle, or his false teeth drop out and break in half, or the interest rates go up on the payments owing for the expensive machine that he is driving. Or it rained on his parade, on his ‘swell’ day.
Women! Hear me roar in numbers too big to ignore, when they have Collins behind the wheel! And women can do anything, drive a behemoth and also get down on their knees, apparently humble, and pray in church (not the Beehive version).
JUDITH Off to dig up some swamp kauri and bust a fuel pipeline!
TRUMP Brrrrm! Brrm!