Political Caption Competition
“I will eat your brain puny mortal”, thought the Wellington bureaucrat.
“I will eat your brain puny mortal”, thought the Wellington bureaucrat.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Was that a fart?
Don’t ever despair, as these peddlers show you can be dumb and ugly and still rise to the middle.
“I know what you’re thinking Chris, Judith in charge, we’d all be dead”!
Him: F#*k, She looks like Greta
Her: F#*k!! More fu****g Blah, Blah,Blah
Will we have to get a real job once all this is over?
In that moment Susan knew that Peter had been rogering Phillipa…