Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
At the weigh in. And in the red corner representing all that’s bad Vlad, the bear back rider and in the blue corner representing all that good it’s Barraking Barry [roles reversable]
The hairless one wins by ‘a head’, over the hairy one behind !!
Hey Obama!
I hear they call you the “Failed president” since you are leaving all your mess for others to fix after you’re gone eh:!