Political Caption Competition
Self identifying bird

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper…

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Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

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Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
My name is Polly and I identify as a parrot pronouns flee/fly
Who you callin’ a bird?
Judith flies in …
…and lays eggs, names children The Kraut and John. John follows behind The Kraut mimicking everything he says, now that’s batshit comedy right there.
A-well-a ev’rybody’s heard about the bird bird bird bird
Tell Kakapo and Kiwi I, at least, can bloody fly!