Political Caption Competition

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1. Period poverty has become a big policy issue.

2. face masks are for girls!

3. Right, the next person that asks whether I shot my own hand…

4. How come he get’s the megaphone? I want the megaphone!

5. Do you think we can get NZ$2.75 million to help fund our Opium rehab program from the NZ government? It’s a foreign demand led business, helping diversity in Central Asia? SURE! That’s become our best used criteria for government funding!

   1. No you won’t get the Government fund but here is ACT’s pro gun funding to help you get on your daily business of killing.

6. The boys from Miss Clarke’s class in Room 9 excelled themselves in last year’s Christmas performance.

7. Mo had just sat down when he realised he had forgotten to order catering.

8. Mo sat down thinking maybe he shouldn’t have shot the cook.

9. What do you mean they have vegan options?! I said we wanted pizza!

10. As smart as they were in dodging the 1080 drop the rabbits of the Panjshir Kush would be quite unprepared for this year’s Gun City Annual Big Bang Bunny Shoot.

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