Political Caption Competition
We have some concerns about the lack of cycle lanes.

If I do this enough, Kiwis will forget there is a fuel crisis right?


“Shut up and cut the ribbon little girl, tell your parents I don’t know when the petrol prices are coming…

National Party Leadership in practice


Right Wing Crows running out of ZB Talking Points
As smart as they were in dodging the 1080 drop the rabbits of the Panjshir Kush would be quite unprepared for this year’s Gun City Annual Big Bang Bunny Shoot.
What do you mean they have vegan options?! I said we wanted pizza!
Mo sat down thinking maybe he shouldn’t have shot the cook.
Mo had just sat down when he realised he had forgotten to order catering.
The boys from Miss Clarke’s class in Room 9 excelled themselves in last year’s Christmas performance.
Do you think we can get NZ$2.75 million to help fund our Opium rehab program from the NZ government? It’s a foreign demand led business, helping diversity in Central Asia? SURE! That’s become our best used criteria for government funding!
No you won’t get the Government fund but here is ACT’s pro gun funding to help you get on your daily business of killing.
How come he get’s the megaphone? I want the megaphone!
Right, the next person that asks whether I shot my own hand…
face masks are for girls!
Period poverty has become a big policy issue.