Political Caption Competition
We would like to announce that our first free range vegan organic farmer markets will start up next weekend.
We would like to announce that our first free range vegan organic farmer markets will start up next weekend.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Well the Vicar says theres definitely no mention of Joseph, the shepherds or any of the Three Wise Men ever carrying assault rifles in his Bible.
ACT is having a caucus meeting.
The government has announced three million dollars will be going to the Taliban to fund an opium rehab center.
I know I know I’m an awful person
“we encourage cycling to the market in rainbow lycra”
What do you mean we should have face-coverings? That’s for girls.