Political Caption Competition
Late stage Capitalism never looked so insane.

Oh for the love of Christ… Election 2026: Christopher Luxon open to drug-testing MPs as National proposes random drug testing…

This is such a dick move… National says it will cut foreign aid to boost Pharmac medicines budget National says…

Wow. You can tell the power factions inside a Party by the List and the surge up that list by…
Surprise, surprise, the vast majority of Kiwis disagree with ACT and National’s neoliberal privatisation agenda… Two-thirds of New Zealanders Support…
WOW. You know shit just got real when the chorus of Capitalism Cheerleaders known as NZs Economic Chattering Class quietly…

Oh come on… …it’s a bit rich claiming Greens are ungovernable vs ACT and NZF! – Advertisement – Luxon skill…
* foreground* James Shaw cracks a cold one.
*backgtound* Huntly power station belches in to action to charge the subsidised EVs.
….but on the actual day of the apocalypse Brian could think of nothing better to do than finish the cans ,work on the suntan and chat up Sandy from next door in the ultimately vain hope of a last minute, end of the world shag.
Christian burning reinstated by Labour Govt.
Lovin’ the 2nd hand smoke from the police cannabis raid, now let’s get back to the Green Party housing, hate speech and rape accused policy committee….
School Strike 4 Climate Auckland (SS4C) has announced it is disbanding as a group due to being “a racist, white-dominated space”.
The Auckland chapter of the organisation, which advocates for climate change to be treated as a crisis, announced the decision in a Facebook post over the weekend.
It said the group made the decision under “the suggestion and guidance” of the BIPOC (Black, Indigenous and People of Colour) members of the group along with individual BIPOC activists and organisations.
“We are disbanding because, since 2019, SS4C AKL (as well as the wider national group, though we can’t speak on their behalf) has been a racist, white-dominated space.
Delete yourself, bro (pakeha men), TERFs, christians and muslims and any religious groups that don’t believe in woke speak, farmers, landlords, pakeha home owners, NIMBYS, men who might be accused of rape, micro aggressive behaviour, pest controllers and hunters with guns. Anybody who has a voice or cause, but is not the right colour as deemed by the woke (often white woke) such as School Strike 4 Climate Auckland being too ‘racist’ after guidance from BIPOC community. We can now look forward to a better run country by non white identifying citizens in particular from India and China who have lovingly looked after their own countries people and environment so successfully that the west should emulate and accept their guidance and policies such as labour, human rights, environment and air quality so that the most basic rights of humans are eradicated as soon as possible.
Meanwhile, behind the Wadestown hill, the black smoke signals the cardinals’ governing body has still not chosen the next Woke Pope…
It was amazing the efforts Kris would go through to create distraction and avoid being asked hard questions regarding the proposed Hate Speech legislation.