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Judith publishes her list of enemies and promises this is just those inside the National Party
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Political Caption Competition
Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Muldoon comes back in drag
Robert Muldoon’s Love Child and Her Son
“A list of my lies, Oravida overseas business transactions, National ministers misdemeanors and how John ruined our once great country”, “12 more volumes to come, including why Jacinda Arden is so revered around the world and by the intelligent New Zealanders”.
“No, this is NOT the National Party Caucus Internal Review. Why, do you see an armed security officer behind me?”
“Get off the stage!!!” (throws cabbage n other compostable items)
“…and then he had the temerity to tell me that his dog had eaten it…”
Ha ha. Thanks for a chuckle and chortle.
“In the interest of transparency I give you volume one of National’s Chinese donor list.”
Look, who wrote this script??? Why have I been written out of the next season???