Political Caption Competition


Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Concerns mount over axing of national te reo Māori radio news service The decision to cut the national te reo…

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
The dummies haven’t realised, labour switched the plungers, that ones wired to key’s office :5 4 3 2 1 Boooommmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LB fails looking for street cred with a Don King fuzzy up do, whilst FJK fantasises about a double handed dutch rudder. Meanwhile Mr Slime dilusionaly compares the size and power of a red shaft in one hand with another in his pocket.
Testing security for the November arms fair
The nuclear family
Key about to demonstrate what will happen to whistleblowers, after new spy legislation is announced!
What’s with the “halo” glow around Lenny’s head? Has he become divine all of a sudden?
“Hey! Who wants to help me create another wealth gap?”
“Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Please let it be me John, can I John? huh John? Can I John? Please John? Can I?”
“Sure thing Slime. How about you Len?”
“…but what about my legacy as Auckland Mayor John? ….um, Yeah OK, me too, let’s do it!”
National’s new weapon for dealing with opposition…
Key demonstrates a more powerful SegWay…
New angle on Guy Fawkes celebrations…
Key takes the plunger…
‘Eat the poor’ policy bombs..
National finally gets its own way over Auckland…
Wait for it –wait for it,-(Colins has crossed the wires.)
Casual John backs Aunty Helen for UNSG we all knew it was a kiss of death and a genuine demolition job- by the way she and not me has created this housing homeless crisis – nothing to do with me – Dunno
100% correct.
As Helen cuddled up to the slimy key she was doomed from then on and lost her dignity and the world will now shun her she s finished.
She could have denounced key in his hour of weakness every time he was caught lying and double dealing but no she sided with him right up to when she backed TTPA.
The PM shows off his new triple-hand-shaking device.