Political Caption Competition
And this inoculates me against having to work with Winston again right?
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Political Caption Competition
Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
It’s funny how we start shit and everyone else follows.
“I have never in my life seen the plaster placed before the injection is performed. It is evidently covering a deceit for propaganda purposes. I can see the silhouette of the end of the syringe, but not of the needle. I do not believe this stages photograph and, having heard her admission of her use against us, of propaganda, nor should anyone else. You may believe what you want to, but this raises more questions than it answers, and it is not innocent. These people know what they’re doing. They do, however, underestimate enough people to, perhaps, enable us to save what’s left of the country.”
– QAnon follower’s facebook reply to my observation that the white “needle cap’ was a sticking-plaster pre-positioned for accurate placement.
May rational humanism save us.
Better to pray The Greens make Chloe their sole leader.
Comments on skinny under-muscled ‘girly’ arms leads to Botox jabs for our Prime Minister…
“I won’t complain if I look like Laurel Hubbard,” she muses wrily. “Maybe those clowns in cabinet will start to take me seriously.”