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The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
take the blankets because by the time we’ve finished with you lot that’s all you gona have to wrap around you and call home, trust me I know what i’m talking about…..
And we bring an economic system that will make you really grateful you’ve got those blankets.
What a shame that nobody makes the same effort to don fancy dress before stealing all my shit these days.
What a shame that nobody makes the same effort to don fancy dress before stealing all my shit these days.
Ok boss– and we’ll work for you, but please don’t let us down.
But why did you buy into this ruler now called key??
Now that is even more crazy!!!