Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Yes I agree say’s Mr keystien, one of these to the entrance of every winz office will give a great lift of moral to the lucky customers of work and incomeless nz…..
“Tell me again, who do we spy on using this device?”
“Does this piece make my face look smug?”
“Sorry. Aesthetics mean nothing to me, what did it cost?”
I should change my name to Len Lie, it would be more honest!
Prime Minister, should Hawaii ever become unsuitable as an escape hatch, we have been working on this time tunnel thingy for you.
“It’s the low-cost housing promised by Paula….great indoor outdoor flow, just like the houses on The Block, except shinier!”
Artful use found for Gerry Brownlie’s old girdle.
Huh..my lies are better than these.
What halo crisis?