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Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

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Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

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‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
would you like your eggs soft or hard boiled?
Mr Muller’s strong Catholic faith prevailed, and God graciously blessed him with half a head of hair. However, his is fellow National disciple’s faith faltered in the wake of Judith’s wrath. Seeing this God said “you will be stripped of all your hair, and you will curse the light, for it will burn your head like hot coals have been poured upon you”.
this is what happens when the alien overlords are stuck in a human skinsuit for too long
– Especially by the smug-looking jerk on the bottom left – plus the other three.
The effects of Judith Collins’ withering stare was felt most by the men…
They’re from the planet Remulak as revealed in that documentary Coneheads. Clearly National is by far the most diverse, instead of being limited exclusively to Earthlings.
yep a conehead quango
When mocking gender, age and appearance is ok with the woke.
My comment is a line from a Bob Marley song with pretty obvious meaning for those familiar with his context on neo colonialism in the third world.
What do all those shaven heads and bal’heads do when they get together anyway? a woman friend of mine suggested they might rub bonces while pouring Corona beer on them and chanting “Keysie 4 Eva”!
Things are going to get very interesting around here when the hate speech laws are passed :). Vilification is ugly.
(Disclaimer: Not a boomer, Nat voter or bald not that it should matter)
…chase those crazy bald heads out of our town…
Deep underground, in Dulce , New Mexico,…there is an Alien base and their counterpart human scientists who are funded by black budgets undisclosed to Congress in cloning technology… and every few years,… the National party imports a few more.
That is, until their latent inability to adequately adapt to real issues shows them up to be the puppet meatsacks they really are…
Blood Red Super Moons
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