Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
money sniffer-dog latches onto chinese businessman..
Dover:I’ll never give you the john banks treatment my little Chinese cash machine …..
Get your booze smelling hands off me Dover … we finish …. I donate big time to national now and Johns lawyer help me wash my money
I give you one last $10,000 dollar sky casino chip then you fuck off , chop chop.
Dover nearly wet himself when he saw the size of William’s donation.
Why is nz first candidate shane jones not in the picture?
“Have I got a deal for you Dover!”
You stay with us Cuz we’ll look after them millions, you fallas get your own chi……n
National’s spokesman on Uncle Tom vouchsafes Chinese business wiz…