Political Caption Competition
I just need your name, address, DNA and password for your Tik Tok account. It’s all perfectly legal.
I just need your name, address, DNA and password for your Tik Tok account. It’s all perfectly legal.

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Sorry mate but Jacinda has introduced a new tax on reverse hat wearing so she does not have to tax speculators. Sorry.
Im sorry, did you say you were white with a tan? My apologies. We all make mistakes I suppose. I’ll just delete the photo I just took of you.
We only want to “help” you.
“So the penalty for wearing the cap back-to-front is $150 and a photo, but we’ll let you off with a warning for a box of doughnuts…”
Do you want fries with that?
‘sup? Need a new identity to get outta th gang?