Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“On my husband, Barry’s advice, in an endeavour to look serious, I wore some horn-rimmed glasses for a few weeks. But without a doubt, it is the sight of Duncan looking humiliated at what he is paid to present, that flicks my ‘smile switch’.”
TV3 demonstrate how they get away with pseudo-journalism simply by hiding behind a mask of self righteous pompous blather.
Trial run by Crosby/Textor. Brace yourselves–KEY FACSIMILIES IN PRINT.