Political Caption Competition
CHRIS: Great news Judith, Christ has risen!
JUDITH: Can he win me the 2023 election?
CHRIS: Great news Judith, Christ has risen!
JUDITH: Can he win me the 2023 election?

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“c’mon, it’ll be fun! I’ll let you wear the hat!”
Strong team, better potatoe head
When Luxy met Judy..
..can you feel the love tonight?
“ Darlin darlin stand by me, ooh stand by me, oh stand…”
“I’ve got your back Judith ”
” I know Chris, I can feel the knife in it!”
Jami-Lee Ross’ replacement continues to cause headaches for National Party leadership.
“I’m ambitious for you Judith”..
“No, Christopher, my time is NOT up just yet.”
I just want to examine the underlying idea and make it strong. Choice, responsibility, work ethic.
Wanna fool around a little?