Political Caption Competition
Oh God, I’m not becoming the new Phil Twyford am I?

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I’d still smash.
“Is that a lollipop?”
“Those 12 houses will fix the hosing crisis, why can you all not see it?”
“Houses weren’t built in a day!, actually National built no houses on any day”!
All the power of the state – and tiny little ideas
“How dare you say that not building houses has anything to do with homelessness!”
Megan “Woods”
No wood for houses? Really? But NZ is covered in forests??
Like so much of NZ most of the forestry is owned by foreigners or a select few very rich NZ’s, who couldn’t care less about our housing situation. But no worries about scarcity and driving up wood prices for kiwis, with it all going to China, so long as the GDP looks good!
“I can’t comment until we’ve all spoken to Helen…”