Political Caption Competition
Oh God, I’m not becoming the new Phil Twyford am I?

Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
The axing of iwi radio’s national te reo Māori news service raises urgent questions about democracy, media freedom, and who gets to be heard in Aotearoa.

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
I’d still smash.
“Is that a lollipop?”
“Those 12 houses will fix the hosing crisis, why can you all not see it?”
“Houses weren’t built in a day!, actually National built no houses on any day”!
All the power of the state – and tiny little ideas
“How dare you say that not building houses has anything to do with homelessness!”
Megan “Woods”
No wood for houses? Really? But NZ is covered in forests??
Like so much of NZ most of the forestry is owned by foreigners or a select few very rich NZ’s, who couldn’t care less about our housing situation. But no worries about scarcity and driving up wood prices for kiwis, with it all going to China, so long as the GDP looks good!
“I can’t comment until we’ve all spoken to Helen…”