Political Caption Competition
Why yes, I do own 101 Dalmatian puppies!

Every time there is a spike in some terrible allegation against Trump in the Epstein Files, he starts a war……

Down 420points! That’s a stoners irony! 3.11% down – one of the largest single day drops since Covid! No American…

The damage this graph is causing TVNZs journalism brand now we now the Government are the editors is enormous… Mediawatch:…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.

New research shows global heating is accelerating faster than expected, putting the world on track to breach the Paris Agreement’s 1.5°C limit before 2030.
“It took a team of 3 Philippinos half a day to tile my pool, why can’t kiwis work like that?”
I’ve no idea how a woman campaigns for Prime Minister of New Zealand but I wouldn’t be caught dead on a shelf next to soft porn mags.
I fill the pool with the tears of starving children
Woman Wearing Pink Pyjamas
“You don’t get mad, you get on the cover of women’s weekly”
“Of course there aren’t any piranhas in the pool. Scomo sent me some crocodiles. Much more effective…”
twisted by the pool…