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Labour’s new affordable housing program

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
It was the night before Christmas, and all the cars, garages, and Inns were full of emergency accommodation.
Joseph to Mary, “I know Jacinda promised us a roof over our heads. I’m sure the walls will come in good time. On the bright side, it’s a lovely view.”
And so it was that, on the 25th day, the god of Abraham guided the three MPI officials to the home of a poor farmer, who was harbouring baby cheeses without documentation.
Government fulfill another poverty working group suggestion, by providing stable environments for poor kids
Keep an eye on a star from the East eyeing the circs of babies born rough, again.