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James Shaw wants to ban Ties in Parliament because Ties represent the Heteronormative white cis male noose of patriarchy
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Political Caption Competition
Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
‘My wife is sick of doing the knot for me every morning, it’s oppressive really.’
Is it because he just can’t wear one on properly, or is it just woke shitfuckery?
I know, lets collect all the ties and make homeless people tents.
What is the more pressing issue? Housing/inequality or climate change? It’s a tie.
Does he want to ban them or just remove any compulsion for males to wear them?
The tie would have to want to be removed.
LOL
Tick, first policy for the Greens 100 days in parliament, done! Females and non binary, go write your autobiographies!
James isn’t that keen to see himself in the mirror now.
Hey, I’m James Shaw, one of the few male Green Party MPs left in Parliament.
Hey, I’m James Shaw, one of the few, soon to be obsolete male Green MPs left in Parliament.
‘dumb and dumber’ lookalike competition.