Political Caption Competition


He represents all that is wrong with Right Wing Men

FACT OF THE DAY: Olympus Mons on Mars is the tallest volcano in the solar system, standing about three times…

Two rednecks tried to explain NZ First’s coalition strategy- they accidentally formed three different governments and collapsed all of them.

Biden is too old to be President!

FACT OF THE DAY: Neutron stars are so incredibly dense that a single teaspoon of their material would weigh about…

Horncastle is the worst thing to come out of Christchurch since the earthquake
Ok contestants, check your buzzers, here’s a starter for ten.
How many bridges are under threat of collapse in New Zealand from dodgy Chinese steel imports?
And hold on, it’s a two part question, bonus points here for honesty.
In how many minutes will NZ exports to China of anything of any value be ceased should any whiff of this scam reach the public arena?
Government’s new zespri web page gets record number of hits…
A most acceptable fruit. Yellow – the colour of the ACT Party – while the other variety of kiwifruit is the colour of that other party that we don’t like very much.
The grinning fool …
“All is well. Nothing to see, so we will move on. Wonder what Max and Stephie are doing? Must check social media and forward some info along with pics of my offspring to my “friends” in msm to use for publication. That will take the heat off the Chinese steel issue.”
“Bags not the zero!”
Competitors in Kiwifruit Eating Competition instinctively reach for support as Chinese Steel platform begins to buckle.
What steel scandal????
I don’t know anything about that, but doesn’t the man standing next to me look good as a copy of me?
key achieves a number one rating for his rotten Zespri for rotten steel trading ability.