Political Caption Competition


Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
welcome to my world
Oh god,
What did you say, Donald is making headway again gosh!!!
Latest poll – I’m only six points ahead in the latest polls! how come he’s gaiming I thought I’d buried him!!!!!!@%^&*()_+
Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s lead over Republican rival Donald Trump narrowed to less than 3 percentage points, according to a Reuters/Ipsos opinion poll released on Friday, down from nearly eight points on Monday.
About 42 percent of likely voters favored Clinton, to Trump’s 39 percent, according to the July 31-Aug. 4 online poll of 1,154 likely voters. The poll had a credibility interval of plus or minus 3 percentage points, meaning that the results suggest the race is roughly even.
Clinton awakens screaming from recurring nightmare of socialist aliens dishing out justice.
STARWARS !! You,ve seen the movie. Hillary liked it too. Now we can all live the reality.
“I Am Woman”
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an’ pretend
‘Cause I’ve heard it all before
And I’ve been down there on the floor
No one’s ever gonna keep me down again
Oh yes, I am wise
But it’s wisdom born of pain
Yes, I’ve paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong
(Strong)
I am invincible
(Invincible)
I am woman
– Helen Reddy
Yep, Trump knows she’s aping key as does Fox News.