Political Caption Competition
Well, let’s start by asking why you are wearing a cushion cover.
Well, let’s start by asking why you are wearing a cushion cover.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Man Still Suffering Mid-Life Crisis That Started In His Twenties
Bert’s dart board
Mike’s realisation that National’s new tax cuts probably weren’t going to happen resulted in an emergency trip to see his psychotherapist.
Don’t like to use the word ‘retard’ but if the coat fits wear it.His cushion cover coat is slightly less offensive better than the artificial sperm spattered jeans he used to wear on NATIONAL tv.
Bloke checkered by fashion.
Wealthy hobo homeless. It’s harder and harder to stay relevant about the price of gas for your porche as essential news in NZ these days.
“Mike’s Minute!”
Nekminit…
(Searching for relevance in a post-Covid, climate changed world.)
The dynamic, erudite, charming broadcaster of the day….
Where does this go?
It trickles to the top.