Political Caption Competition
There must be some kind of way outta here
Said the joker to the thief.
There must be some kind of way outta here
Said the joker to the thief.

The Green Party says today’s inflation figures show power prices are once again a key driver of the cost-of-living crisis,…

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.
Billy TK: “Wow! I thought I was a gold-plated nutcase, but this dude takes it whole ‘nother level!”
“ I’m a Venus fly trap kind of dude.”