Hello Sweeties, Paula here selling you your new dream National Party home.
You’ll notice there’s lots of indoor-outdoor flow so you can bash beneficiaries in the lounge or in the garden.
Look at the high ceilings for your overblown ego to fit inside and you’re just inside a grammar zone so you can still laugh at poor children walking to public schools.
This house will last 9 years and then implode.
Thank you sweeties!
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Living the National dream – from nobody to somebody. Anyone can do it.
How big are the bollocks you talk? “This Big”.
Grey Blondie she is now, who would have ever thought of this.
“This is a drab 70’s home, but with a little bit of Meth, wallah!, look at the vibrant colours!”
That housing crisis we created? It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
“Is this a leaky home you wonder? Oh ho, ho, ho! Good gracious no! And don’t you worry there, dumbo. All homes sold by ‘Honest Paula’ come with a personal guarantee from “Sir” John (which lasts just as long as it takes for him to forget all about it.)”
just popping off somewhere summery with my balloons…
‘Look at me, look at me, look at me’
Why is this women still featuring. I see she had to rely on uncle John to get her a job is that because nobody wanted her cause she is soooo toxic. Did she do her real estate certificate or did she back door it like many others that have rich friend in high places.
Imelda Marcos here I come. I’m channelling you.
https://www.vice.com/en_asia/article/59n8ab/what-ever-happened-imelda-marcos-3000-pairs-shoes-philippines
https://theculturetrip.com/asia/philippines/articles/11-bizarre-things-you-didnt-know-about-imelda-marcos/
Trust me. I was a politician.
Life is a s#it sandwich. And guess what?
It’s lunchtime. Come on in.