Political Caption Competition
I like to beat a sack of puppies with a cricket bat.
Would you like a cucumber sandwich?
I like to beat a sack of puppies with a cricket bat.
Would you like a cucumber sandwich?

A Marxist, 2 NZ Herald columnists, a former Labour Leader and a Business Journalist all walk into a bar….

Yesterday I asked, Why would we trust TVNZ Journalism now we know Government is editor? Today I ask, Why would…

‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…

“Cake spread spoiled by sour tart”
” The lovely ladies of Epsom have made these wonderful cakes and had to SHOOT through, hurry up Seymour your tea’s going cold, normal tea, not that green herbal tea, it’s to die for”.
“Let them eat cake on their own time”
but your majesty, the people have no bread…..
National’s new 2020 campaign slogan: “Let them eat cakes!”
You can have your lunch break before you come to work, or after you finish work, what ever you boss prefers
Will I be the ‘wicked witch’ from the orient?
I’m feeling sooo relaxed and know all you good people who vote National will be too. We must stick together against the lesser people with no sense and no style though we don’t demand that you lift your little finger when drinking tea. To tell the truth we privately ‘give the finger’ to all lefties but must behave with decorum in public or we’ll all sink to their deplorable level.
That stuff’s bad for you.
“I will be the Queen of New Xiland!”