Political Caption Competition
Finally a National Part Billboard we can all agree with.
Finally a National Part Billboard we can all agree with.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Nice slimming effect.
Gerry’s lobotomy went as well as can be expected.
“Our Species is Under Attack!!!”
(Yep. For sure… No hysteria here.)
[That “Species” line is an actual headline in The Herald today, from the ‘believe it or not’ dept. Linking to it would just spread the craziness.]
The statement was by Seymour and it is here: Our Species is Under Attack .
Multiple species are under threat of extinction, Mr Seymour. The cause is Climate Change, for which you advocated that it NOT be taught in schools, iirc.