Political Caption Competition

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1. National = “we are frantic and confused but we can run NZ better possibly”

2. National are frantically confused but can better run NZ???

3. National are frantic

   1. National tort the system – never fix it so good riddance to national

4. National are frantic

5. We have a clear history of selling swamp Kauri overseas, fucking up Fonterra shareholders and taking decades to sort out basic insurance claims in ChCH before turning it into a toilet. (Like our seas and rivers).

   Natz open borders, will have Covid wiping out Kiwi’s quicker than you can say PSA to the Kiwifruit growers.

   We will bring back more drug smugglers and give gun licsences to the terrorists.

   Our race relations policy is to remember 2 Chinese are more valuable than 2 Indians when voting. Pakeha that don’t bring in donations, are fucking useless to the party, apart from as a placeholder on the board to export NZ profits overseas! Thanks Jenny and John.

   Vote for money laundering in the Cooks!

   Pretty legal,

   Vote Natz

   1. National are ‘confused – frantic – fanatics’.

   2. As a former, long-time resident of the Cook Islands, I wish to point out that Niue, Samoa, Nauru and other Pacific Islands also offer excellent opportunities for money laundering – much if not most enabled by Kiwi lawyers, auditors and accountants.

      1. Jason, we are among ‘friends’ here in NZ money laundering is not even a crime here and once it gets over 500 million of laundering, we just allow 4 months home detention in your luxury residence. Drugs, trafficking, crime, tax evasion, wink, wink,

         William Yan AKA Bill Liu to keep NZ citizenship despite money laundering conviction
         https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11905478

         Queen St money remitter discharged after laundering Polish and Russian crime syndicate’s cash
         https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12260326

         Auckland finance director sentenced for laundering dirty multi-national drug money
         https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12116319

         Millions of cash in rubbish bags in NZ, just another day in the office here in NZ and we won’t name them due to ‘hardship’.
         Cigarette smuggling case: Defendants keep names secret to protect children, employees
         https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/115014183/cigarette-smuggling-case-defendants-keep-names-secret-to-protect-children-employees

6. Nothing else is working. Let’s try some reverse psychology.

7. Anybody for potty training?

   1. National are the ‘tarmac king’ – and no rails!!!!!
      https://www.huffpost.com/entry/air-pollution-cars-tire-waste_n_5a6896e3e4b0dc592a0e6f8e
      Lots of toxic tyre dust is then available and leeching of pollution into your water supplies yum yum so vote National.and get polluted.

8. National are the ‘tarmac king’ – and no rails!!!!!
   https://www.huffpost.com/entry/air-pollution-cars-tire-waste_n_5a6896e3e4b0dc592a0e6f8e
   Lots of toxic tyre dust is then available and leeching of pollution into your water supplies yum yum so vote National.and get polluted.

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