Look you Fake Media, I’m NOT a conspiracy theorist!
I’m Not!
I’m a very special boy who just thinks it’s interesting that after 102 days of being Covid free, why did Bloomfield get a test after meeting George Soros and Bill Gates at a Pizza parlour while drinking the blood of 5G irradiated children!
I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS!
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I know some of you Reddit QAnon types are coming up with wild conspiracy theories to explain the rustling sound I now make. Like I’ve put comfort leaves into my shoes, or I’ve taken to wearing straw underwear, but it’s nothing like that.
I’ve merely wrapped my testicles in tin foil and stuck a rabbits foot up my bum, to protect myself from left leaning 5G towers being white anted by illuminati nano bots left over from the moonlanding. See, easily explained. Now it’s full steam ahead to the election. Team Testicle Crusher all the way,,, lets do this!
” Does the National banner make me look big on Camera”?
Say, anybody got any food? I haven’t eaten anything for 10 minutes. . . anybody? . . anybody?
“Can we get some more microphones over here? This doesn’t look nearly important enough…”
Vote for me. I’m a man of some substance!
Arrest Billy T K.
Just jokes, he’s our test to see just how far we can push this thing.
Where’s my foil hat you asked? – I left it at Judith’s office along with my MAGA hat silly!!!!
“I don’t like that picture of me. Here is a much better one, where I am smiling, because when I was there, I felt HAPPY, I felt at home.” See for yourself
(“See? I really am smiley there, I really felt at home.”)