Political Caption Competition
The ACT Party Election Bus is an empty box of right wing farts on wheels, it’s less transport and more arsehole at this stage.
The ACT Party Election Bus is an empty box of right wing farts on wheels, it’s less transport and more arsehole at this stage.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Guns! Guns! Bring me more guns!
I dedicate this song to ACT and Nats. Can people with no love, ideals or passion for others to have good lives feel so much sorrow and anguish? If they could feel a vestige then I would offer them respect for the shock of the defeat they so ‘richly’ deserve. Empty Chairs, Empty Tables from Jonathan Antoine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YF0XNMpyoM
Seymour discovers van is too big to transport his team, ordering a more appropriate Noddy car instead.