Political Caption Competition
“If I keep turning up with boxes of KFC, you will forget how my Government’s environmental policies helped climate change, not protected us”
“If I keep turning up with boxes of KFC, you will forget how my Government’s environmental policies helped climate change, not protected us”
Luxon: Ok fellas. Big photo op. I fly in to the rescue, full military style, with a big box of…? Hmmm.. a big box of? Any ideas?
Lame staff #1 : School lunches?
Luxon: Oh hell no. Are you kidding?
Lame staff #2: Marmite sandwiches and apples?
Luxon: Look you’re not getting it. This is a PR stunt.
Lame staff #3. Hawaiian pizzas?
Luxon: You’re getting closer..
Lame staff #4. You won’t like this one. It’s greasy, unhealthy and really corporate. KFC?
Luxon: That’s it!!
What a truly wonderful person our Prime Minister Mr. Luxon is.
‘What a truly wonderful person our Prime Minister Mr. Luxon is.’
It is no good Bob. He already told you.
He is just not into men.
“Finally found somewhere to dump all these matching summer pyjama sets.”
Luxon to NZ: Hello you Bottom Feeders.
I bring you KFC Marmite Sandwiches and an apply each. I expect you to be grateful and happy I am providing such exemplary fare. Just vote for Me and I will make sure you starve more so than ever before because in all reality I don’t care about you but Need your votes.
My Billionaire donors Are All I care about. They deserve better quality food than anything I would want to give to those NZers whom I hate and despise.
Signed:
|Wealthy and Sorted Luxon.
The age-old philosophical question.
What came first, the chicken or the egg carrying the fried chicken?
Well it worked for the kids in the youth jails so I might be able to persuade these bottom dwellers to vote for me .
LUXON
There is a selection of food prepared and donated by first class restaurants, Stuff salvaged from KFC bins and discarded school lunches.
So to distribute it fairly among you: Hands up those who vote National!