Political Caption Competition
Even for John Key, a Judith Collins Prime Ministership makes him plead for sanity from the voters.
Even for John Key, a Judith Collins Prime Ministership makes him plead for sanity from the voters.

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During the Vietnam War, an American Major defended the bombing of a village by stating… …fast forward to the present…

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“Come on John, what goes on in Parliament stays in Parliament, you know Seymours our son”
Judy: “Do you really think the public will buy that crap about me stopping off at Oravida for a cup of tea on the way to the airport, John?
Punch: “Of course they will Judy! These idiots will believe anything I tell them!”
“Sooo, which one of our lot was Paula really aiming at, with that “Zip it Sweetie” warning?”
“Your guess is as good as mine, hon.”
No John. I won’t wear my hair in a ponytail for you.
Haha, my comment was exactly like yours, word for word Snow White.
Hands held out to catch my vomit at the sight of him.
He’s ambidextrous – he can do it with either hand.