Political Caption Competition
All quiet on the Western Front.
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
“One thing we will have to do Gezza is get these damn shrinking corridors widened!”
“O.M.G. Gerry, who cut the cheese this time? (blaming you anyway..)”
Wannabe steam rollers from yesteryears.
Natiional in post-leader decision mood – feeling happy and expansive. Just one little spoonful, a mere wafer and boom!
National announces its plan to rescue the New Zealand wool industry – Gerry Brownlee will ordering two new suits.
Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
And they went to sea in a Sieve.
Dinosaurs emerge from the swamp, resuscitated relics of a long-gone millennium.
“Your first task, Jerry. Find me a few Superspreaders, fast. And let them loose…”
Huey & Duey but where is Luey ?
Deleting his emails.
Looking as dowdy as their politics
The Punch & Judy show
Sumo wrestlers on their way to their next bout in parliament.
Wow, fat shaming. That doesn’t appear particularly kind
pic – No. Wrong again. Sumo wrestlers enjoy enormous societal prestige – tho’ possibly not in your wee world.
In fact, fat can also be prestigious in Asian countries greedily eyeing us now.
Pretty funny though!
“Wow, fat shaming.”
Inherent in your comment is an assumption that comparing someone a Sumo wrestler is derogatory. Have you asked a Sumo wrestler for their opinion on that?
Why be kind to unkind people. I suppose you can’t kill mice either. Those who are too squeamish to call a spade what it is, aren’t usually very good at being self-sufficient, or thinking for themselves.
” Judith, do these glasses make me look big?”
We two are advertising for https://www.oldtimestrongman.com/blog/tag/vic-tannys-gym/ ‘Vic Tanney’s new ‘slim look program’ using Vic Tanney’s fitness program.
Well Gerry did want to “bowl the old dungers” Now the Nats have elected a pair of them, maybe he will now buy a suit that fits his girth which is in inverse proportion to his IQ. Do the National Party not have any new ideas?