Political Caption Competition
Epsom Gothic: ACT Party Gun Jamboree

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
This is serious. Two sides of the USA culture, and neither of them looks neighbourly – I baked some nice cookies but I think I’ll take them home and eat them myself.
ACT supporters bravely carrying out pest control in leafy Epsom suburb.
(“I can claimhow much under the Pest Control grants?”)
That’s good Kheala. Look forward to next.