NIKKI – My programming says that I am feeling this human emotion called love for you Simon.
TODD – Sorry, she does that a lot, something to do with a software upgrade glitch. We had the same problem with the robot cows at Fonterra.
SIMON – Shhh, I’m being brilliant and oh so terribly clever. I’m off to a dinner party at the Spinoff after this. I love me too Nikki.
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