Political Caption Competition
The step dad who is trying very hard to be your new friend
The step dad who is trying very hard to be your new friend

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Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

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Is this tshirt logo the new rousing point for National?
Shouldn’t it be Reverse – or displayed differently as Con-Verse?
Here’s the verse for today in the USA and what we are afraid is coming to a street near us.
New World lyrics | Strawbs – Grave New World
There’s blood in the dust
Where the city’s heart beats
The children play games
That they take from the streets
How can you teach when you’ve so much to learn
May you turn In your grave New world.
There is hate in your eyes
I have seen it before
Planning destruction
Behind the locked door
Were you the coward who fired the last shot
May you rot In your grave New world.
There is death in the air
With the lights growing dim
As those who survive
Sing a desperate hymn
Pray that God grants you one final request
May you rest In your grave New world.
https://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/strawbs/new_world-lyrics-1214507.html
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGrrW4npO3s
“Wanna bike ride, baby ? “
Phew – Ted reacts to his handlebar –
Nobody had the heart to tell Toddy that his new toupee wasn’t fooling anyone.
Whoooooar, that fella would look better in lycra eh? Better get Paula on the case to re-imagine him. Oh, that’s right – we can’t – we already pissed her off.
Hows about we get the new, improved Matty on the case. He recently had an epiphany even though he does still have one or two temper issues.
Yep, why that’s it. Todd and Matty could become BFF’s