Political Caption Competition
Can someone tell this National Party moron that we are already in level 2?
Can someone tell this National Party moron that we are already in level 2?

Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Concerns mount over axing of national te reo Māori radio news service The decision to cut the national te reo…

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
Amazing performance illustrating National’s stellar peformance as contortionists and tag wrestling. See Simeon Brown simultaneously shoot off his mouth and shoot himself in the foot!
Simeon the Brown – Time Traveller Extraordinaire – Available for Children’s Parties – and Judging Turnip of the Year Competitions throughout the whole of the South Island for 10 kilo bags of rice and suckling pigs.
Also available for blue tie-tying lessons – conditions applicable – all offers considered. Cash only.
Navigating shoelaces an optional extra for walking backwards and downwards. Cash only.
simonm has created a poll:
Does Jesus think Simeon Brown is a complete dickhead?
Look Mum I can’t count yet!!!!
I am; ‘ Spokesperson’ for Education Associate, Corrections, Youth.
I got the job beginning from 2017 and need to go to school to learn, can you help me?
*Parliamentary role of Simeon Brown
*National Party
*Brown, Simeon
*Member for Pakuranga, National Party
*Date first elected: 23 September 2017
Member of the following Parliaments: 52nd
Member for / List
Party; – Pakuranga
National Party
23/09/2017
Current Roles
*Select Committee Role Justice Member
27/05/2020
*Party Spokesperson for Corrections
*Spokesperson ; Education Associate Spokesperson
12/03/2018
*Youth Spokesperson