Political Caption Competition
Can someone tell this National Party moron that we are already in level 2?
Can someone tell this National Party moron that we are already in level 2?


He had a ‘feeling’. That’s his justification for an illegal war with Iran. A ‘feeling’. I think the biggest danger…

Bad week to be a National, ACT, NZF redneck climate denier. Turns out the ‘socialist hoax’ is actually happening far…

Look. Winston is playing to the worst angels of our nature and is drawing voter support from the sub 5%…

Most honest meme of 2026

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land Sanction Israel Gaza‘s growing…
Amazing performance illustrating National’s stellar peformance as contortionists and tag wrestling. See Simeon Brown simultaneously shoot off his mouth and shoot himself in the foot!
Simeon the Brown – Time Traveller Extraordinaire – Available for Children’s Parties – and Judging Turnip of the Year Competitions throughout the whole of the South Island for 10 kilo bags of rice and suckling pigs.
Also available for blue tie-tying lessons – conditions applicable – all offers considered. Cash only.
Navigating shoelaces an optional extra for walking backwards and downwards. Cash only.
simonm has created a poll:
Does Jesus think Simeon Brown is a complete dickhead?
Look Mum I can’t count yet!!!!
I am; ‘ Spokesperson’ for Education Associate, Corrections, Youth.
I got the job beginning from 2017 and need to go to school to learn, can you help me?
*Parliamentary role of Simeon Brown
*National Party
*Brown, Simeon
*Member for Pakuranga, National Party
*Date first elected: 23 September 2017
Member of the following Parliaments: 52nd
Member for / List
Party; – Pakuranga
National Party
23/09/2017
Current Roles
*Select Committee Role Justice Member
27/05/2020
*Party Spokesperson for Corrections
*Spokesperson ; Education Associate Spokesperson
12/03/2018
*Youth Spokesperson