Political Caption Competition
50 Shades of white

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
North of the Wall there be White Walkers.
None of the Tinder profiles in Hell look particularly appealing.
I would have went with Amy Adams as leader and Nikki Kaye as deputy but then again I only care about winning.
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Sheriff Jacinda
Tamen xihuan buxihuan chi Zhongguo cai ?
In the wintry grove,
Echoes
Of long, long ago.