Political Caption Competition


Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…
One smiley chap say’s to the other smiley chap “the bus leaves at ten be under it”
“My Minister knows the price of his promotion. He must cover my back-end as I ease smilingly away from China to go smilingly to Indonesia, with its near 260 million hungry Muslims, including 400,000 Armed Forces Personnel on our doorstep.”
The main actors for the new sequel for dumb and dumber
But studio bosses thought of a new movie theme for this talent the movie, liar liar
The main actors for the new sequel for dumb and dumber
But studio bosses thought of a new movie theme for this talent the movie, liar liar
Squelcher and squelched
Finalists of the “2016 Shit-Eating Grin Competition” enjoy their well-earned victory.
And this arsehole said to the other arsehole ….
“I mean it…just keep smiling, they won’t suspect a thing…they’re all stupid”