Political Caption Competition
J:Ok, now remember, even after we come out of lockdown, we tell James Shaw he’s not allowed in our bubble ok. Pandemics I can cope with, but him crying all the time is a bit much Grant.
G: What about Marama?
J: Who?
J:Ok, now remember, even after we come out of lockdown, we tell James Shaw he’s not allowed in our bubble ok. Pandemics I can cope with, but him crying all the time is a bit much Grant.
G: What about Marama?
J: Who?

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
j: ubi
g: Say it loud, say it proud
j: UBI!
Why can’t my Minister of Health take some heat Grant, we is always absent?
“Compared to Gerry smashing through ChCh airport arrogantly, I’d say our Minister of Health needs a promotion Grant. Tell me Grant, why did Key not sack Gerry again?”